Comic congratulations letters for February 23. Merry congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day

We all know how despondent our men are when they receive socks, underpants and sweaters as gifts for Defender of the Fatherland Day. Of course, these are necessary things, but it is also indisputable that they are everyday and ordinary, like toilet paper, and accordingly there is just as much holiday in them. Everyday things are for everyday life, but a holiday should sparkle, seethe and gush.

Women, and they are the ones who congratulate men, love cozy things and perfumes, and it seems to them that people of the opposite sex should also love all this, but this is not always the case. Therefore, when it is very difficult to decide on a gift, choose comic congratulations on February 23. Only on our website you can find the funniest and coolest poems for men on February 23rd. It is a comic congratulation that will lift the mood and be remembered by a man for a long time.

Definitely a men's holiday. So let's remember that the hero of the occasion is a macho, let's focus on his masculinity and brutality, make him produce more testosterone. Any gambling game will contribute to this, be it paintball or bowling. Make him win. For example: “No victory, no lunch.” And let him sweat. Men value what they have won much more highly than what they have given, and they remember it longer.

A man is a buffalo, a man is a tank!
You don’t burn in fire, you don’t drown in an all-terrain vehicle.
Are you able to withstand hundreds of attacks?
After all, you are Superman, you are a frantic warrior!
And the treasure sword is under your pillow,
And if you give someone a kiss,
Then a simple frog will become a princess.
Oh, the magic of power! Nature, rejoice!

The cap suits you so well
And three times “Hurray!”
It sounds like a peal on the parade ground,
Soaring high - to the eagle's nest.

The shoulder straps have grown to the shoulders...
Chest like a wheel... Become straight...
Hooray! - you scream at night,
Without stopping to advance.

Hooray! - a mighty formation sounds,
Fireworks tear up the February sky...
You are my man, my hero!
Catch the gift - it's me!

On this glorious winter day,
Overcoming laziness,
Every man looks like a cheetah,
Even if he himself is a seal.

To our dear men
We wish you forever
Strength, vigilance, courage
And a tight wallet!

Twenty-three, zero two.
Two bottles zero five.
Headquarters in the kitchen. We're deciding
Take it slowly to the chest.

Don't be timid! Don't relax.
Don't get distracted by the fireworks?
Should I just gape?
The wives will finish everything in no time.

We hold our defense tightly
Both brave and courageous.
Frying pans from "Tefal"
They won't blow our heads off.

In a whirlwind of kitchen battles
We will definitely win.
And not a drop of moonshine
We will not give it to the enemy!

You will wake up very early, get up quickly from the couch,
Open the front door and receive the parcel!
There came gas masks and PVC suits,
Get dressed quickly - the rest is nonsense.
You'll meet a ballistic missile when I return,
I’ll go on reconnaissance with you, don’t be afraid, I’m not afraid!
I'll cover the table with grenades, let them explode on the table,
Congratulations on the 23rd, you are the best in the whole earth!

Fighters, face to the left!
Glory and honor to all!
The Lord did not place Eve
For military registration.

He is only Adam
He ordered me to stand in line.
The lady is busy at home,
While the jack is in battle.

Colleagues, a short toast:
February is here again!
It's time to run for vodka,
Don't we have a bucket?

If I woke up in a parachute,
In a raincoat, helmet, and a belt.
Makarov pistol under the pillow,
A familiar machine gun on the wall.
If my whole family is on the sidelines
He looks at me with admiration.
So - I met with dignity
Holiday February 23rd!

Valentine's Day had a blast
It's the men's turn
We congratulated all the lovers,
Now let's congratulate those who served.

May there be a lot of happiness in your life,
So that all misfortunes remain behind,
So that life is just a good fairy tale,
So that your family surrounds you with warmth and affection.

Look, marvel
Who protects our native Rus'?
My soldier, great knight,
Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!

Musicians, sound the harp,
Raise the flag higher
My favorite armored gopher,
Strategic hamster!

Let's buy a cake, chew some candy -
Eh, it was and it wasn’t! -
What does the size of the carriage mean to the fighters?
The most important thing here is the length of the barrel!

Give me satin swimming trunks,
What do people call "cowards"?
Not on Valentine's Day
And on February 23rd!

This day is for every man.
Reckless, frisky, tearaway.
The day when there is a good reason
At home, order your wife around.

On this day you, standing on a stool,
Pulling my underpants over my belly,
Squeezing the glass in his hands like Lenin’s cap,
You bark at everyone: “Salagi! Attention, blah!”

Thanks to her, the Soviet army
For teaching us!
So often we all wrote home,
What, and having retired to the reserve,
We feel confident
Both in conversation and in the mind,
And we understand the Russian word
By ear and also in writing.
I congratulate everyone who urgently
Already successfully served:
Not only exact sciences -
And a correspondence academy
He put it into his head!
Yes, the army is a sound idea;
I judge this by myself...
Sorry if it's clumsy!
I'll go and serve again!
And yet now I am in successful karma,
I live without fuss and without dust;
And everyone who was taught by the army -
Happy February 23rd everyone!

One day a year is a man's day,
Then they have their own holiday,
Friends congratulate each other
The godfathers drink at the brotherhood.
We are from the twenty-third of February
We sincerely and lovingly congratulate all the men.
We wish you health, joy, success,
Less problems and more laughter!

We value courage and boldness in men,
In love there is not only fidelity, but also frankness,
Some people like a colonel, some like a private,
But the main thing is that it belongs to you.
I congratulate you today,
Happy holiday on February 23,
You may not be a colonel, but for me you are a hero,
For me, you are the best, my dear!

At any moment you are ready to attack,
It’s not for nothing that you are distinguished by your strength, courage,
On Defender of the Fatherland Day, I hasten to congratulate you,
Celebrate your services to the Motherland in front of everyone!
Once upon a time in childhood you were mischievous,
Now he has changed, he has become completely different.
You, my faithful friend, remain forever young,
So sincere and at the same time difficult.

Today we celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day,
We wish all the best to all Russian men,
So that we are ready to defend every moment,
And so that young people can become a good example.
So that every year you become younger in spirit,
So that they can and so that they want,
Enough for you to live for a hundred years,
So that they can always give smart advice.

They say that men are like children
Only their toys are different...
They cannot imagine the wind without freedom,
And they don’t know verse without rhyme.
I want a good one this holiday
Praise men from the heart!
So that everyone can be a reliable friend,
And always, without a doubt, ready!

Let there be beautiful women nearby,
Let the alcohol pour into the glass over the edge,
May it never leave you,
And if it decreases, then don’t suffer.
May your wishes come true on this holiday
(And those that you didn’t dare to dream about),
And the best female creatures
They are in a hurry to warm your bed.

What kind of entertainment does a man have?
Football and boxing, hockey and dominoes,
Fishing, cards, women, cars,
Cigars, bowling, vodka and wine.
You shouldn’t skimp on entertainment,
So that it doesn’t seem like life is wasted.
We wish you to have a blast today
On your holiday - February 23.

What can a man wish for?
On February 23rd?
Refusal is never known
Not with anything. And to be honest,
So that the bed is hot -
This is also an important fact.
And the house is always full of friends,
And life is full of trump cards.

You are the future defender of the fatherland,
You are the hope of all mankind,
And even though you are still very young,
But the holiday has come for you on this day too.
I wish you to be brave
May I never forget my father and mother,
So that the whole family is proud of you,
Congratulations on February 23!

There is no holiday for men on earth,
But we have a great holiday on the calendar.
As soon as February 23rd arrives,
So we immediately congratulate the defenders of the Fatherland.
We wish you, dear ones, many years to come,
Let peace surround you, let us say to wars: “No!”
Let pride light up your faces,
We wish you to get properly drunk on this day!

Defenders of the Fatherland, today is your holiday,
Get ready quickly, we'll have a Sabbath,
Let's pour a hundred and drink, have a bite and again
We will begin to remember everything about the army times.
For you, friends, I want to raise this glass,
I want to wish you true friends in life.
Only beautiful girls, at least five kids,
Much, much health, well, here's to you again!

Who said that in February
A holiday just for lovers?
At this time on Russian soil
Congratulations to the servicemen and platoon leaders.
Twenty-third - congratulations to you,
You are also a defender of Russia,
I wish you good luck, good luck,
May all the beauties love you.

Today I congratulate all the servicemen,
Today your February holiday has arrived,
I wish you great love and feminine affection,
So that there is always a lot of strength for the girls.
I raise my glass to you,
For your courage and courage,
So that after a difficult journey a rest awaits you,
Loyalty has accompanied you throughout your life.

We need reasons to drink,
And sometimes it’s not necessary...
Today is a holiday - Men's Day!
Celebrate him like never before.
So that tomorrow with rare interest
Remember him with friends.
Today you can be a rake,
To attract girls.

It’s hard to forget this:
Made miracles easy
Those whose shoulders shone
Two menacing letters - SA;
And they were to our soldier
Heaven and earth are subject to...
And let NATO not rejoice:
Happy twenty-third of February everyone!

The whole team is rushing around in anger in the locker room,
Even the head coach disappeared quickly:
Why happy Defender of the Fatherland Day
Are goalkeepers never congratulated?
Why did they forget the attackers again?
What can we say about the double then...
In general, this is unforgivable, comrades!
In general, the whole team needs to be encouraged!
Look for good words in yourself
And while the fields are snowy and white,
Be sure to congratulate all defenders
Happy holiday to them - happy twenty-third of February!

If you are not liable for military service,
Still somehow connected with the army:
Either your father served, or your brother...
Why aren’t you happy about the holiday, my friend?
Tea, no fight, no absence, no farewell -
Can I have a drink about this?
For all those who served the Fatherland!
Drink; you probably deserve it too!

I share my joy with you guys,
But one question tears at my soul;
Everyone shouts: “Happy Soviet Army Day!”
Well, what should I do if I’m a sailor?
How hard it is for me to live without a vest,
Without a warship...
I'm kidding! Just kidding, brothers!
Someone pour a drink, you slackers!
Well, happy twenty-third of February!

Thanks to her, the Soviet army
For teaching us!
So often we all wrote home,
What, and having retired to the reserve,
We feel confident
Both in conversation and in the mind,
And we understand the Russian word
By ear and also in writing.
I congratulate everyone who urgently
Already successfully served:
Not only exact sciences -
And a correspondence academy
He put it into his head!
Yes, the army is a sound idea;
I judge this by myself...
Sorry if it's clumsy!
I'll go and serve again!
And yet now I am in successful karma,
I live without fuss and without dust;
And everyone who was taught by the army -
Happy twenty-third February everyone!

Valentine's Day had a blast
It's the men's turn
We congratulated all the lovers,
Now let's congratulate those who served.
May there be a lot of happiness in your life,
So that all misfortunes remain behind,
So that life is just a good fairy tale,
So that your family surrounds you with warmth and affection.

May you be lucky in life,
Companion luck
Will bring happiness and joy into the house
And some money to boot!

Sincerely since February 23
Congratulations, my friend!
May this winter day of the calendar
He warms you with his care.

Let joy and comfort surround you,
Happiness and inspiration never leave.
May all your endeavors bring success
And the mood will certainly be bright.

On February 23
I wish you to be smart and strong,
Achieve all goals in life,
Be brave, cunning, perspicacious!

Find love, your home, your family -
Take care of them as best you can.
Be a strong guy, fighting,
Lucky, bright and happy!

This holiday honors courage,
Always praises courage
There is a reason to congratulate all men,
Happy Twenty-third of February.

May luck inspire you
And peace in fate,
May your health be good,
To take the high line.

All defenders today,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
And for the blue sky,
We say “Thank you” to you.

Let the Fatherland be calm,
It will be every day of the year
Heroes will defend the country,
They will take away the trouble!

Happy important holiday today
We congratulate you.
You go through life easily,
Bypassing all problems.

Our man, our protector,
You are our beloved hero.
Bogatyrsky health
We wish you on your holiday.

We hasten to congratulate you, men,
We have reasons for this.
You are our strength and support,
And you charge with enthusiasm.

May life bring you a lot of happiness,
They pass by bad weather.
And may the day give a lot of light,
And there is peace and summer in my soul.

May a wave of happiness overwhelm you,
My protector, brave hero!
So that he shines, so that he always smiles,
He was gifted royally by fate.

May your dreams come true soon,
Let the problems, pain and sadness go away.
So that paths and spaces open up,
Where could you rest your soul?

Let the love in your heart not fade away,
Faith in miracles never fades.
I congratulate you on a good holiday,
A dear person close to me!

A great power is not afraid of enemies,
She can always rely on you.
You are a brave hero and defender of the country,
People need you every day.

I wish you with trepidation and respect
Feats of glorious and easy achievements,
Prosperity, health, success in everything,
And let the enemy fear you night and day.

Today is a holiday for all men,
Brave, smart, courageous,
What among the mountains, seas, plains
They will be able to protect us.

And you deserve it
The most worthy among them:
Fathers, brothers and betrotheds,
And all the male relatives.

I wish you to always be
Invincible in everything.
Let the bright star shine
To you and your loved ones.

They are perfect for sending to friends, colleagues and just good acquaintances. The thing is that, despite all the seriousness of the holiday, it still remains a holiday, which means it should be accompanied by fun, smiles and joy. At the same time, you must understand that each person perceives jokes in his own way, each has his own style of humor, which means everyone should get their own. Otherwise, your congratulatory message may not be perceived as a congratulation, although the person will understand this, but as just another friendly joke, which may ultimately be interpreted incorrectly.

It is for this reason that we recommend that you familiarize yourself with all the options for comic congratulations on our website and only after that, choose a unique option for each recipient to whom you are going to send a humorous congratulatory message on Defender of the Fatherland Day. Remember, the more the congratulation characterizes your personal relationship with a specific recipient, the more sincere the message will look, even if it is humorous.

There is no holiday for men on earth,
But we have a great holiday on the calendar.
As soon as February 23rd arrives,
So we immediately congratulate the defenders of the Fatherland.
We wish you, dear ones, many years to come,
Let peace surround you, let us say to wars: “No!”
Let pride light up your faces,
We wish you to get properly drunk on this day!

A man is a buffalo, a man is a tank!
You don’t burn in fire, you don’t drown in an all-terrain vehicle.
Are you able to withstand hundreds of attacks?
After all, you are Superman, you are a frantic warrior!
And the treasure sword is under your pillow,
And if you give someone a kiss,
Then a simple frog will become a princess.
Oh, the magic of power! Nature, rejoice!

You are the future defender of the fatherland,
You are the hope of all mankind,
And even though you are still very young,
But the holiday has come for you on this day too.
I wish you to be brave
May I never forget my father and mother,
So that the whole family is proud of you,
Congratulations on February 23!

The cap suits you so well
And three times “Hurray!”
It sounds like a peal on the parade ground,
Soaring high - to the eagle's nest.

The shoulder straps have grown to the shoulders...
Chest like a wheel... Become straight...
Hooray! - you scream at night,
Without stopping to advance.

Hooray! - a mighty formation sounds,
Fireworks tear up the February sky...
You are my man, my hero!
Catch the gift - it's me!

On this glorious winter day,
Overcoming laziness,
Every man looks like a cheetah,
Even if he himself is a seal.

To our dear men
We wish you forever
Strength, vigilance, courage
And a tight wallet!

Today we celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day,
We wish all the best to all Russian men,
So that we are ready to defend every moment,
And so that young people can become a good example.

So that every year you become younger in spirit,
So that they can and so that they want,
Enough for you to live for a hundred years,
So that they can always give smart advice.

Fighters, face to the left!
Glory and honor to all!
The Lord did not place Eve
For military registration.

He is only Adam
He ordered me to stand in line.
The lady is busy at home,
While the jack is in battle.

Colleagues, a short toast:
February is here again!
It's time to run for vodka,
Don't we have a bucket?

Look, marvel
Who protects our native Rus'?
My soldier, great knight,
Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!

Musicians, sound the harp,
Raise the flag higher
My favorite armored gopher,
Strategic hamster!

Let's buy a cake, chew some candy -
Eh, it was and it wasn’t! -
What does the size of the carriage mean to the fighters?
The most important thing here is the length of the barrel!

We value courage and boldness in men,
In love there is not only fidelity, but also frankness,
Some people like a colonel, some like a private,
But the main thing is that it belongs to you.

I congratulate you today,
Happy holiday on February 23,
You may not be a colonel, but for me you are a hero,
For me, you are the best, my dear!

Valentine's Day had a blast
It's the men's turn
We congratulated all the lovers,
Now let's congratulate those who served.

May there be a lot of happiness in your life,
So that all misfortunes remain behind,
So that life is just a good fairy tale,
So that your family surrounds you with warmth and affection.

Thanks to her, the Soviet army
For teaching us!
So often we all wrote home,
What, and having retired to the reserve,
We feel confident
Both in conversation and in the mind,
And we understand the Russian word
By ear and also in writing.
I congratulate everyone who urgently
Already successfully served:
Not only exact sciences -
And a correspondence academy
He put it into his head!
Yes, the army is a sound idea;
I judge this by myself...
Sorry if it's clumsy!
I'll go and serve again!
And yet now I am in successful karma,
I live without fuss and without dust;
And everyone who was taught by the army -
Happy twenty-third February everyone!